The Duo
Gum is a pink wad of chewed-up gum: sticky, emotionally unstable, full of terrible ideas, and convinced being scraped off a shoe is just the first step toward stardom.
Booger is a green booger with a sharp mouth, bone-dry wit, and the fearless confidence of someone who has already been picked and rejected.
Booger tells the jokes. Gum misunderstands them, overreacts, and somehow makes them grosser. Together, they’re two unwanted little weirdos building the kind of friendship nobody asked for, in the exact place everyone avoids.
They may be disgusting, but at least they have each other. Unfortunately.